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illuminatipresident:

queen-of-blackrom:

Omfg he just looks so happy and excite like hello yes friend where are we going today?


No he doesn’t he looks like a fucking bird what the fuck

illuminatipresident:

queen-of-blackrom:

Omfg he just looks so happy and excite like hello yes friend where are we going today?

No he doesn’t he looks like a fucking bird what the fuck

(Source: pepperandpals, via analfountain)

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ihatecispeople:

livlafluv9616:

ihatecispeople:

Please don’t be mean to freshmen. Please don’t be mean to younger kids for no reason. It’s already difficult enough going through the transition process of changing schools. They don’t need you to be an asshole to them for no reason on top of that.

Once you’re a senior, you’ll feel different about this. Trust me.

I am a senior. 
And if you’re a senior you should ESPECIALLY not be harassing freshmen. you should know better. 

(via iamthelegolas)

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pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse, via i-like-pigeons)

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light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

(via holy-chesus)

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witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

(via foxinabluebox)

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heyfunniest:

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

i hate you for this

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Anonymous asked: How tall are you? Have you ever committed a felony and weren't caught? Where would you hide a ton of cash if you successfully robbed a bank?


Answer:

im 5’6 and i have not! and probably somewhere stupid like my backyard, underground or some shit hahaha

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3 hours ago
ierohxwell:

twenty one pilots - friend, please

ierohxwell:

twenty one pilots - friend, please

(via joshuaphun)

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pr1nceshawn:

A Powerful, Thought-Provoking Comic On Depression And Battling It by Erika Moen.

(via robertdenigro)

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sidnugget:

I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor

(via borinq)

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unit03:

deafeningechoes:

lunabriluna:

cartelgathering:

kwills88:

This is so much better than that “kissing strangers for the first time” video

One of the guys is from Victorious. I liked this though.

I loved this.. So much better than the kissing one.

This is fantastic

image

(via robertdenigro)

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pardonmewhileipanic:

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MY GOD, YOU’RE SO SQUISHY.
SAMUEL, YOU SLIMEBALL. KISS ME AGAIN.
I COULD GET LOST FOREVER IN YOUR FLAPS AND FOLDS.
STOP TALKING AND TAKE ME, SAMUEL. FILL ME WITH CHILDREN, NOT JUST POETRY.
YES! AND YOU AS WELL, SHEILA. AFTER ALL, OUR HERMAPHRODITIC REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS ALLOW FOR MUTUAL FERTILIZATION. 
THAT’S SO SEXY.
I KNOW.

what the fucking fuck

pardonmewhileipanic:

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MY GOD, YOU’RE SO SQUISHY.

SAMUEL, YOU SLIMEBALL. KISS ME AGAIN.

I COULD GET LOST FOREVER IN YOUR FLAPS AND FOLDS.

STOP TALKING AND TAKE ME, SAMUEL. FILL ME WITH CHILDREN, NOT JUST POETRY.

YES! AND YOU AS WELL, SHEILA. AFTER ALL, OUR HERMAPHRODITIC REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS ALLOW FOR MUTUAL FERTILIZATION. 

THAT’S SO SEXY.

I KNOW.

what the fucking fuck

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just a shell of a man and useless facts.
just a shell of a man and useless facts.

(Source: twenyonepilots, via joshuaphun)

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